The Mo and The Ro

More combining episodes because I’m a busy, jet-setting guy.

First off, “Mac and Dennis Break Up”. It’s about time we explored the relationship between these two. Charlie and Frank are old news, although I am sure beneath the cat food eating, and sleeping together, and pee cans, and all the other gross stuff we’ve been made aware of, lies a whole of level of depravity – but that will have to wait for another episode.

Mac and Dennis really are best friends – sure Charlie and Mac have the childhood, same school thing, but Mac and Dennis are so….(I will not say bromance here despite you all saying it out loud right now – don’t pretend you didn’t)

Where were we? Yes, these two are so inseparable, that you cannot say “Dennis and Mac”, despite it being alphabetical. This is because their names are said to together so much on the show as “Mac and Dennis” that it feels weird to do otherwise. That alone is a testament to how bromancy these two are.

Damn, I said it.

“The D.E.N.N.I.S. System” was fantastic. It highlights why I love this show so much – all these people are absolutely terrible.

Dennis’ system for manipulating women and screwing with their self esteem is genius in and of itself, but having a Mac system that piggybacks on Dennis’ leftovers (feel like a dick just saying it like that, but yeah, that’s how it works) was perfect.

Which brings us to the Frank system, which at this point is less a system and more just acting as a vulture, preying on these women who have been treated like garbage and are probably questioning their self worth after Mac and Dennis are through with them.

Frank: “I’d have gone in, and bought a box of magnum condoms…thus demonstrating, that I have a monster dong”

I may have to steal that. These people are pigs. I love it.

OK it’s my first post for Always Sunny, so let me introduce it for those of you yet uninitiated. This show is fantastic. Basically, you have five main characters who are incidentally all tied for “worst person in the world”. Maybe they’re just misunderstood? Maybe they’re socially, and perhaps morally defunct? Whatever it is, I enjoy the hell out of this show.

So, getting into this episode, let me say I am so glad the lawyer is back. I loved his first appearance, reacting to them at the will reading, as they tore him a new one for simply reading a document. Maybe not so happy he got the better of them this time, mostly because that scares me that he may never return. Or in other words, they may now be a bit afraid to go solicit him for free legal advice by duct taping his secretary to a sink and breaking into his office – with or without a prostitute.

Oh yeah, that’s right, you do want to watch it now.